dark-side-of-humanity:

Ahren Stringer, The Amity Affliction

fruity-lexia:

6539milesofloveapart:

abomasnow:

girls are amazing i just watched my friend change 8 times before picking an outfit you girls are so dedicated to looking good i can’t believe there are men out there sitting in their cum stained sweatpants trying to tell you what you’re allowed to wear

thank you

I don’t wear sweat pants.

kateordie:

How I Feel At This Exact Second Comics
maddiesux666:

I need this shirt.
punk-af:

I just shat myself

spoopykatee:

my mom just said “watch this” then ran a red light and said “i just don’t care”

alex-baao:

you-are-not-a-winner-sorry:

Jason Butler // letlive.

Bandblog here
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straight-as-a-curly-fry:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

ok y’all 

how do i ask a boy out 

roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two

OH MY GOD NO

twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car

STOP IT

row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream

I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory

american-mouth-flightless-bird:

"ARE WE REALLY HITTING ON EACH OTHER RIGHT NOW OR ARE WE KIDDING?!!" The Musical.

donzorphoto:

Major League924 GilmanBerkeley, California12/9/12
http://donzorphoto.com 

flannelbuttphenomenon:

life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.”  months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo, stare off into the distance and whisper with a tremulous voice the poor excuse for truth your subconscious has been fighting for its entire insignificant existence: “everything is temporary.”